> Okay now explain why I can't make a protonmail account without:

> - disabling javascript

ProtonMail encrypts/decrypts messages in the JavaScript client, which is how messages are encrypted without the server ever having access to the plaintext. If you must disable JavaScript, then ProtonMail isn't the mail service for you(unless you use their mobile app).

> - disabling javascript

Another commenter put it aptly when he said something to this effect: "It is [2019]. If you lobotomize your browser, you might find that a lot of the web doesn't work for you."

All of those sound like reasonable anti-spam/anti-fraud measures to me.

If you know a JS-free captcha approach that is of similar quality to Recaptcha, I'm sure the Protonmail folks would love to hear about it.

> - disabling javascript

How do you want to decrypt your data client-side without running a software to do just that?

> disabling javascript

Unsurprisingly, HTML cannot encrypt your data.

> verifying with a phone number

I never had to do that.

> getting stuck in captcha hell if I'm on TOR

Applies to pretty much all websites that use captcha. The purpose of captcha is to stop spammers; just suck it up or switch browsers.

> and if I want to pay with Bitcoin

Why would you want to do that?

Where does proton mail advertise or promise to offer a service that fulfills those obligations?