Not caring that it feels bad and "wanting a similar experience" are two completely different things. Zero people crave a user experience being how it is because it's similar to the experience on another platform.
"Does it solve my problem" is not "does it look like it looks for other people".
And frankly, I think you would be pretty annoyed to try to use software that's designed to look and work like Windows 8's half-baked Metro UI if you're on Mac or Linux. What you said comes from a place of assuming it's a good baseline.