I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hotdog today (if you want to get a circular ...

snovv_crash · 2026-04-19T19:15:06 1776626106

Do you sell hotdog options? I want some hotdogs at a guaranteed price, but only next week. (I just want upside exposure)

maratc · 2026-04-19T19:23:29 1776626609

I'd take these options from several companies (all selling hotdogs) and wrap them up in Collateral Hotdog Obligations which I'd then offer to investors.

nyc_data_geek1 · 2026-04-19T19:42:40 1776627760

I will sell you hotdog default swaps. Even if I lose, I win.

tickerticker · 2026-04-19T19:58:47 1776628727

Is a synthetic hotdog default swap considered vegan in Cali?

snovv_crash · 2026-04-19T21:07:15 1776632835

If yes, my ESG fund is interested.

skeeter2020 · 2026-04-19T19:46:02 1776627962

Collateralized hotDog Obligations made up of MBS (Mostly Bones and Sawdust) would be a financial product I could sell to institutional investors!

HPsquared · 2026-04-19T19:23:42 1776626622

I suppose a discount code is effectively a hotdog option.