We need to get Eric Clapton in jail for shooting that Sheriff pronto.

I'm more concerned about the lady who gave Bon Jovi severe chest trauma, thereby giving love a bad name.

That was mere accusation. Clapton confessed.

Should confessions in the absence of evidence really be taken seriously?

I think Bob Marley shot that Sheriff first. Unlucky Sheriff (very lucky deputy...)

Yeah, I was originally going to say Bob Marley, but it doesn't really make much sense to demand putting Bob Marley in jail. :)

Which "criminal activities" would they be, specifically?